GISHWHES – The Elusive Miss Jean Louis

German-born actress Marlene Dietrich (1901 - 1992), who left Berlin to star in American films. (Photo by Fox Photos/Getty Images) When I think of elusive, there is no better nor more glamorous example.

German-born actress Marlene Dietrich (1901 – 1992), who left Berlin to star in American films. (Photo by Fox Photos/Getty Images) When I think of elusive, there is no better nor more glamorous example.

THE ELUSIVE MISS JEAN LOUIS

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Pie!

Very little is known of the Elusive Miss Jean Louis of GISHWHES fame. What is GISHWHES? The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen. It’s sponsored by ne-er do well and actor, Misha Collins and is the largest contributor to the charity Random Acts of Kindness.

What do we know about Miss Jean Louis? Not much. Her twitter account, however, has revealed a few items that shed light upon her humble beginnings in Khor Angar and a life filled with leafy greens and goat saddles.
Official Title:  Queen of GISHWHES.
Place of Birth:  A hut in Khor Angar, in the dirt.  (Reportedly plans to be dragged kicking and screaming to her final repose)
Motto: We create, therefore, we live.
Favorite expression: Haroomf
Favorite Punishing Device: Cabbage Cupcakes
Least Favorite Side Dish: Coleslaw (for it is the bringer of deadlines)
Least Favorite Leafy Green: REDACTED (for fear of public humiliation)
Favorite Pets: Misha Collies (Mocapalypse, Meeesha, Mooshie)

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Meeesha, Mooshie, Mocapalypse

Favorite Condiment: Mustard
Favorite Accessory: Pie Hat (worn backwards for ancillary originality)
Favorite Spot to Rule From: Fluffy Saddle
Favorite Beverage: Tea (and the tears of GISHWHESers)
Favorite Pasttime: Hiking in her Spacesuit
Next Project: Camp Gishwhes

(DISCLAIMER: This writer takes no responsibility for any resemblance to truth. They are merely an unembellished (ahem) reporting of Twitter by the elusive Miss Jean Louise)